This sign must have been created by the Jack the Ripper of sign makers. What is cattering? Is it the act of creating a cat? A lot of Bodegas use cats to control their mouse population and they can be a lot cheaper than an exterminator. This store may be the place to go to get a specially made tabby for your establishment.

Sandwish? You can wish upon a star, why not on sand? Maybe then your wish will surely come true. I think a lot of drunken people say sandwish though.

I think the co before beer is supposed to be cold. I have no idea what happened to the l and d. They don't seem to have ever been there. This whole thing is just wrong!