Thursday, August 13, 2009

Cash for Clunkers

Can I trade my clunker in for this car? It has zero emissions, has a range of 5000 miles, uses no gas and makes it's own electricity. It is the Ford Nucleon. This car has a tiny nuclear reactor fueled by uranium although I'm sure plutonium can't be far behind. Can you be any more environmentally safe? OK so maybe there will be some drawbacks like if you have an accident the accident scene will have to be encased in a concrete sarcophagus with walls 10 feet thick for what 10.000 years or so? Every accident would be a mini Chernobyl featuring mass evacuations and who knows how many deaths and possible future cancers and birth defects. The planet is already overpopulated so is this so much of a bad thing? Then of course there are the terrorist groups that will start stealing these things and try to build a dirty bomb to be detonated in some major American city. That's a small price to pay in order to stop global warming.

I think auto manufacturers should start producing these things immediately, Can't wait to take this baby out for a spin.

No comments:

Post a Comment